It's time for another cycle of homegrown poetry - actually it's about time to have fun again!
Here is my humble contribution.
To the most solid thing on Earth
(Your dirty minds are unbelievable!)
Oh, my love, my beloved pillar,
You must have been set up by good Lar,
To stand there still, as solid as rock,
Neverminding I smell like a dock,
Fishy and greasy, dusty and rusty,
When my world is spinning so nasty.
You give me shelter, when I want to cry,
You give me support, when I want to lie,
You're there for me, whenever I choose you,
hugging you feels like a crap, as I feel too.
I have utmost respect for you, you are my ace …
Until we will urgently need you at fireplace.