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Post by Ender » Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:54 am

It's time for another cycle of homegrown poetry - actually it's about time to have fun again!

Here is my humble contribution.

To the most solid thing on Earth

(Your dirty minds are unbelievable!)

Oh, my love, my beloved pillar,

You must have been set up by good Lar,

To stand there still, as solid as rock,

Neverminding I smell like a dock,

Fishy and greasy, dusty and rusty,

When my world is spinning so nasty.

You give me shelter, when I want to cry,

You give me support, when I want to lie,

You're there for me, whenever I choose you,

hugging you feels like a crap, as I feel too.

I have utmost respect for you, you are my ace …

Until we will urgently need you at fireplace.




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Post by Iveta » Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:02 pm

Tamam, it`s my first time writing a poem, so don`t judge me too much

Erdi (Erdogan) is my hubby

and he will never be chubby!

He is training day and night

that`s why he is so might!

He use to be really bad

but now he dreams of being a dad!

He has a cousin who is jealous,

who thinks he is cute, but that`s ridiculous!


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Post by Angel » Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:07 pm

It's been a while so I'm a bit rusty.

The not so pretty blues

The reason why I’m so angry, may not be clear to you,

So I’ll give you all a little insight to what it means to be Cansu.

When I lookin the mirror, I don’t like what I see

My eyes are beady, my cheeks too meaty

Like chipmunks at the zoo.

The love of my life is Emir,

My imaginary cavalier

His gross, plucked eyebrows I don’t mind

Cause as they say well….

Love is blind.

The problem is he loves a griha. Her name is Feriha.

Liar ,Liar pants on fire

When I see you I spit fire.

How long will it take for you to forget her.

Emir, please forget Feriheeeer

I think I’ll go and text myself

Maybe squander my dad’s wealth

I know, I will send myself some flowers

What the heck, I’ll just take a shower.


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Post by Mer(Abla) » Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:09 pm

:clapclap: Great work Iv and Ender!

The poems have started

(Iv we never judge! We only praise!)

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Post by Mer(Abla) » Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:14 pm

My poem for Emir

EMIR... YOU SCUM

You treated me like a trash can

And you made fun of my dad the doorman

You had my mother clean your house

You so enjoyed making her as small as a mouse

Now you want to buy me with your money

But I would think twice about that honey

All you do is shout and scream

And push the girls to join Lovent’s team

You made me look like a fool

Now I’m with him and I’m cool

You made me believe your love was true

I was stupid to do all these things for you

I want you to suffer

I want you to cry

I want you to crawl

When you ask me why

And when you'll beg me to forgive you

I’ll just smile and then I’ll kick you!

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Post by Iveta » Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:18 pm

Ender, Abla you are great Sweetheart, yours is great too :th_heartshape:


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Post by Mer(Abla) » Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:28 pm

When I lookin the mirror, I don’t like what I see

My eyes are beady, my cheeks too meaty

Like chipmunks at the zoo.

The love of my life is Emir,

My imaginary cavalier

His gross, plucked eyebrows I don’t mind

Cause as they say well….

Love is blind.

GREAT!

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Post by Viv » Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:30 pm

Firdevs Hanim Sonata

My daughter, ungrateful girl, thinks that I am a witch

But I see how she looks at Behlul, she wants him. The little witch..

Wise people say, an apple won't fall far from the tree

I'm sure that she'll deny it, but personally I agree.

Bihter mommy knows everything, she can see it in your eyes

You're dancing in the fire and running on thin ice.

I do not think this story will end in a nice way

It's not very smart to play with men and in the end you'll pay..


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Post by Mer(Abla) » Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:39 pm

Very nice Münirako! If only Bihter would listen...

:clapclap:

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Post by Iveta » Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:45 pm

Vivi, great work :smiley_good:


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Post by Selimo » Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:38 pm

Levent :th_heartshape:

Levent is his name

he's tall and sexy

with soft brown hair

and sparkling eyes

when he looks at me

i loose my mind.

He has a boat

and money too

he treats a girl right

and knows when to

stand by her side.

Feriha dump Emir

he's as cold as a marble

take the hottie Lovent

he will make your body

light on fire.

:swoon: :swoon:



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Post by Selimo » Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:51 pm

Girls great work...i love them all!!!:th_heartshape:



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Post by Iveta » Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:58 pm

Girls great work...i love them all!!!:th_heartshape:

Selimo, great work too


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Post by Mer(Abla) » Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:30 pm

I like it Selimo!

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Post by Ender » Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:33 pm

Yey, fun again! :2588aqo:

I missed having Underground group assignment very much. It's nice to see us back in the saddle ;). You are great! Thanks for all those little pleasures!


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Post by Angel » Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:43 pm

great work everyone. we will be doing this more often so..... get ready.

A special thanks to my lovely wife whose first poem was fantastic.


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Post by Iveta » Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:47 pm

A special thanks to my lovely wife whose first poem was fantastic.

A special thanks to you, my sweetheart, because your love inspired me to do it :th_heartshape: :bisou:


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Post by Ender » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:49 pm

I felt very poetic today (yeah, right). So I wrote a hommage to our sweet Newy who's always cheering us up.

Vural is dead and other ends

Vural is dead.

Kerim is mad,

he wants to fight,

when Musti's in sight.

He think he's a killer,

and Gullie's heart stealer,

what makes Gullie sad

and feel very bad.

Lehman is still crying,

while Asu is lying.

A gigolo boy

will get a live toy!

Peri's the goddess,

Resat in huge mess,

Ender in mourning,

Meltem's world turning,

Selimo is whining,

Erdo is smiling.

And lawyer Münir,

nobody's dear,

is having all planned,

for dizi's end.


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Post by Viv » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:55 pm

I do have everything planned. You will all suffer!

MuAhAHhahHAHHAhahHHHshhshHAHHAAHahhhhahahaha...


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Post by Mer(Abla) » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:59 pm

Munirako will end up in prison! Muhahahahaha!!!!

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Post by Selimo » Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:32 pm

Ender i love it!!



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Post by Angel » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:37 pm

For my honey Selim, a love statement

I love you Selim with all of my heart

Your sexiness attracted me right from the start

You got those beautiful blue eyes just like me

And there is no doubt that we were meant to be

I know I've been around the block

But know that you are my boat's only dock

Who cares if all the lovers I've had get hurt

My only happines is looking at you in that purple shirt

Selim oh Selim you fullfill my soul

And being with you is my only goal

You are the only one that can sweep me off my feet

When I see you I feel steam and heat


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Post by Meltem » Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:34 am

Ode to Musti

Looking back, fishing wasn’t so bad

Still, you traded the sea for a pislik pad

Stay in Izmir, that’s what your mama said

Now with pisliks you have made your bed

And freaking pepper spray makes your blue eyes red.



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Post by QueenofGondor » Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:42 am

Awesome!

For Levent:

Gel Levent,

For you I rented a love tent.

Stay with me

And you will see

Love knows no bounds.

And in the morning I shall crush fresh coffee grounds.

With you by my side,

We can take the high tide.

There shall never be a wrinkle on that pretty face.

You were definitely worth the chase!

You lost out little liar!

And gave me a great kindle of fire!

Our love will live through the ages.

A love story worth many pages!

No Kerim poems!

Well, I guess I shall start!

Kerim,

You are a dream,

I want to brush your hair,

And cuddle you like a teddy bear.

You should stop kicking things in wrath,

And join me in a steaming bath.

All things can heal,

Give it time and our love will become surreal.

Your belly is flat now,

But I still love you like coco de macao.

Do not get too thin though,

It will take away your glow.

I can take all of your troubles away,

What do you say?


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Post by Selimo » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:57 am

For my honey Selim, a love statement

I love you Selim with all of my heart

Your sexiness attracted me right from the start

You got those beautiful blue eyes just like me

And there is no doubt that we were meant to be

I know I've been around the block

But know that you are my boat's only dock

Who cares if all the lovers I've had get hurt

My only happines is looking at you in that purple shirt

Selim oh Selim you fullfill my soul

And being with you is my only goal

You are the only one that can sweep me off my feet

When I see you I feel steam and heat

:swoon: :swoon: :swoon:

Musti i love you!!!



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Post by Selimo » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:58 am

Great work Queen and meltem!!!:smiley_good:



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Post by Iveta » Sat Oct 29, 2011 7:27 am

Here is my art work :2588aqo: about Musti:

Musti is going to be rusty

his sex life will be really dusty.

His weakness made him Yasaran`s witch,

a big hole with that murder for himself he ditch.

He called his wife Selim and cried

that he will love him till the day he will die.

So now he knows that looks don`t help

But it is too late for him to change.


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Post by Selimo » Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:02 am

My Musti poem!!

I felt so lonely

sad,depressed

until one night

Musti showed up in chat

and i saw the light.

He called me sexy

i started to fear

oh what is happening

am i turning into a *****?

I thought it over

but who could resist

those sky blue eyes

those tender lips

that just ached to be kissed.

So now i'm married

to Musti the stud

so ladies and gentlemen

stay away from my hunk!



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Post by Angel » Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:48 am

My Musti poem!!

I felt so lonely

sad,depressed

until one night

Musti showed up in chat

and i saw the light.

He called me sexy

i started to fear

oh what is happening

am i turning into a *****?

I thought it over

but who could resist

those sky blue eyes

those tender lips

that just ached to be kissed.

So now i'm married

to Musti the stud

so ladies and gentlemen

stay away from my hunk!

I love ittt Selimo :th_heartshape:


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Post by Ender » Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:58 pm

Sorry, no inspiration today. This is my sad attempt, I'll post it now since I don't have time tomorrow.

Ben bittim

Asu, ben bittim. I said it out loud,

I felt like the sun would be murdered by cloud.

As soon as I noticed nobody was there,

it dawned on me about who should I care.

From fisherman to computer freak

is a long way, but I stayed weak.

Munir and Resat got me in trap,

All what is left for me is living in crap.


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