The One Day War Poems
The 1 day war between Engin Heaven and Bugra Hell poems
The poem which prompted the war.
Grass are green, skies are blue
vural is so ugly but you guys have no clue.
you think he taste like honey
but i think he smells funny
he has six toes as big as his nose
if you smell his feet you'll never be able to eat
he might have lice and is scared of mice
but i know you will still love him i admit you're a lost case.
Reply By Ender Hanim
You know, we have to be sincere.
None of us have shed a tear
Because of poems of heavenly dwellers
Who are just a bunch of nonsense sellers.
Common, there's no such thing at their Kerim
Like Vural's scar that makes us dream.
Bugbear By VurAngel
Do you remember when you were tha man?
Before your obsession with Fatmagul began?
Where did you go? You were gone one day
Then after that you were never okay.
Following the misses from here to there
And still you get nothing, well, maybe clean underwear.
You look like an angel with gel in your hair but
The hair on your back makes you look like a bear
Tears flow from your eyes. Severe pain in one ear?
Your ears, won’t even go there or I’ll need a beer.
They instill fear. Let’s be sincere.
Crying and crying and then storming out
Please tell me man…what’s that all about?
How's Heaven? I hear it's boring up there
Since all they care about is your longhair.
And they should cause without it
You’d look like a bugbear.
By Meryem- Naj Abla
A little poem for Heaven people:
People of Heaven are not nice
They attacked us and we shan't say it twice
Although our heart is big and cool as ice
Defamation of the Hotness shall have a price!
Vural O Vural By Mukadaxxx
head extra large on a body extra small
34 episodes but only seen you cry and crawl
actually your not a good actor at all
but i might use you as a mannequin in a mall
no facial expressions what so ever
yet they call you so hot and clever
your chance with me is always never
you are so cold you make me shiver
To Mukaddess: By Meryem- Naj Abla
With Kerim you are obsessed
Yet he prefers a woman with smaller breasts
Shame your hooters do you no good
Although you did with them everything you could!
Vural is HOT By Selim-Newy
Vural is HOT
Kerim is NOT
Vural gives you THRILLS
Kerim has no SKILLS
Vural has a mouth tastes like sugar
Kerims mouth taste like a sewer
Vural may lack in height
but Kerim lacks in sight
Vural is a HUNK
Kerim looks like a skunk
Vural is one of a kind
too bad heaven is blind!!!
War and piss By Munir- ViviSoraya
Heaven and Hell are in a war
The biggest and craziest of all
Downstairs Commander is VurAngel
Upstairs Mukko was declared Archangel
It started and now it won't stop
Every now and then a poem will pop
I expected blood, that would be fair
I only got shiny, long, black hair
They were ripped out of Kero's head
By the hand of Devil's Advocate
He was so jealous all along
Now Mukko will sing a teary song!
There once was a woman from the other side By Kristen-Homewrecker
Who was so sure of herself and so full of pride
She chose the wrong guy
But was way too shy
To admit she'd rather be vural's bride
Another poem for Muko: By Meryem- naj Abla
We were happy, minding our own business
Admiring our hero, who render us breathless
When you barged in here without any justice
To commence a war that WE will keep bloodless!
Sad attempt to a rebuttal: By Linnemer
All pretty people from hell
worshiping a shrimp with lots of hair gel
don’t you see he is just a grown-up emo
and no comparison to our monumental primo
I wonder if he even has balls
Hides under the bed when the duty calls
Our hero has hair of a lion, I meant heart
He has looking sexy down to an art
Come on, let’s make peace and agree
together worship the real man on our knee
Vural is like a crying buffalo By SM
his body hair makes him look like gruffalo
Have you ever wondered why is he is so rich?
That's cuz he sells his body hair every week
He is nothing less than a freak
waiting from the hospital to be released
but I have no fear
my Kerim will take care
he protects those whom he loves
and his actions speaks louder than his words
As for Vural than he is a sold out
because yasrans are his friends
and he will join them soon
Evet there is no doubt
Whilst Vural is dellusional about his hotness
every girl wants a husband like Kerim Ilgaz
Victory and Peace By VurAngel
Now that the war we have won.
And to beat you was such fun.
We can finally take a rest.
And go back to what we do best.
Continue to praise with madness
Vural’s never ending hotness.
Oh people of heaven, to you your hairy beast
To us our tiny yet delightful feast.
Let’s make peace and let our love
For our lovelies forever increase.